Sunday, March 2, 2008

Red Sox land low blow

Boston owner grants Yanks' Steinbrenner membership in Red Sox Nation news services

After new Yankees boss Hank Steinbrenner lambasted the notion of Red Sox Nation, Boston principal owner John Henry has offered an olive branch to his American League East rival.
Henry has decided to make Steinbrenner the newest member of Red Sox Nation complete with membership card and certain perks that only members can obtain, according to the Boston Herald.
"I'm a big Hank fan," Henry wrote in an email to the newspaper. "Just to ensure he knows how cool Red Sox Nation is, [Saturday] we officially inducted him as a member of Red Sox Nation and we are sending him his membership card giving him access to an array of options including our newsletter, bumper stickers, pins, Green Monster seats and a hat personally autographed by David Ortiz."

***LMAO***This is great stuff. Keep it coming boys!

1 comment:

Rickey Henderson said...

Hank Steinbrenner reminds Rickey of an old funny news article in The Onion: "Asshole Father Proud of Asshole Sun".